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Are you a Rock Band superstar?

Do you want to prove it in front of a crowd of hundreds of screaming people?

And do you want those people to be screaming for good reasons, like the fact that you rock so hard, as opposed to bad reasons like there is a mouse in your basement or that they are, at that moment, on fire?

We will help you.

At Ümloud!, you’ll be playing Rock Band 2 on one of San Francisco’s most impressive and unique music stages: DNA Lounge. Will we have your song? Man, we will have every song. Harmonix will see to that.

The question is: How hard do you want to rock?

I want to rock only slightly hard.

Come upstairs into the lounge area, where we’ll have a free-to-play Rock Band 2 setup running all night long, from 7 PM to 2 AM.

I want to rock much harder than that.

Then you’ll want to rock on DNA Lounge’s main stage, and in exchange you’ll have to donate some cash to Child’s Play.

For a donation of $40 per band — that’s just ten bucks a person! — you and three friends will get your rock star moment, playing a song at one of SF’s best music venues with the full backing of DNA Lounge’s lighting and sound systems behind you.

Want to save money? Reserve your band slot ahead of time online and pay just $35.

Become a Standard Band!

Even this is not enough. I must rock at the maximum level of harditude.

You are a rock legend, and it is time for the world to know. You want to donate lots of money to Child’s Play. Enter the Ultimate Band Package.

For a donation of $120 per band, you will get the rock star treatment. We’ll give your band a custom introduction. You’ll get to reserve a song and an (approximate!) on-stage curtain call time. We’ll have a professional photographer taking awesome pictures of you. You’ll get a swag bag with random free stuff inside of it, just like the stars do at their fancy Hollywood parties. (We assume that’s how it goes.) And more.

But here’s the thing. There’s only 15 10 5 1 NONE of these packages left, so if you want to get the full treatment, you’ll need to act fast.

Sorry! All Ultimate Band passes are sold out!

Become an Ultimate Band!

I forget how hard I wanted to rock.

Then read this handy comparison chart!

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